For those of you wishing that you had taken the time to write down the 7 voice messages that Pam left for Jim this past week, look no further, they’re here. Thanks to Heather for her help in deciphering number 3.
1 – Hey Jim it’s Pam, I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael’s there, it’s horrible. Anyway, I’m bored, come back.
2 – Hey guess what, I moved my computer so I can’t see Michael’s head. It’s working, I think I could have a career as a very specific type of decorator.
3 – Suduko: level moderate, 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.
4 – I’ll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin this is Pam, hold please. Dunder Mifflin this is… okay sorry Michael was standing at my desk and I needed to be busy or who knows what would have happened, so thank you.
5 – Hey what’s that word we made up for when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.
6 – Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early and I’m not messing this up so I’ll seeya tomorrow.
7 – Calling from my cell phone, I don’t know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael’s carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an interdepartmental conspiracy, everybody in the office. We need to talk.