So, I received this e-mail last night from my life long friend Aaron, and thought that I might share it with you all 🙂
Date: Sun, 18 Dec 2005 23:39:07 EST
Subject: Concession Speech
It is with the utmost sorrow that I must address you on this lugubrious occasion. I must first sincerely congratulate you on your team’s victory today. It was a pummeling in the truest sense of the word; a defeat administered with the utmost diligence and ferocity. I am humbled by the power in which your team demonstrated today; I am in awe.
For the record, Daniel Usher is a sexy-hunk-a burning love. If I were a gay man I’d bask in the sweat from Dan’s body; glistening in all of it’s splendid luster. I am merely shit; you sir, are champagne.
Aaron P. Jackson
Ahhh, bliss for a year, this is almost as good as bragging rights of UVA over Virginia Tech