Quality…

April 15th, 2011

Have you ever had one of those days where you just shrug your shoulders and can only laugh? Well, I had one of those moments a few weeks ago when I received a package from Despair.com. Yes, I know that the title of the site is well, despairing, but it’s hilarious with their “demotivator” posters and what not. Well, outside of the awesome poster and postcards, they have mugs that you can order that are imprinted with one of their demotivational ideas.  So when I received my package I was stoked and excited about my “Quality” demotivational mug.

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The mug came nicely wrapped in bubble wrap, but there didn’t seem to be much padding in the box that was a bit larger than the mug… well, apparently it bounced around quite a bit and the handle broke in transit. After sending a tweet to the Despair Twitter account and an e-mail with a link to the picture of the mug above on Flickr, they had a new mug on the way – this time it came actually intact.

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So the mug itself makes me laugh with the broken handle all the more as it adds to the entire point behind the mug.  Gotta love, “Quality” :)

Going places…

April 14th, 2011

So back in May of 2004, I bought a brand spanking new Nissan Maxima SE. It had 79 miles on it from test drives and having been transferred from Maryland. I felt this appropriate since I like the number 79.

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Over the past 7 years, I’ve driven this car as far west as St. Louis, Missouri; as far south as Tampa Bay, Florida; and as far north as Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; as far east as Chincoteague Island, Virginia. It’s been a trusty car, protecting me from pot holes that were the size of small craters, from snow, sleet, ice and hail, keeping me cool all the while (‘cept for last Summer when the condenser had to be replaced).

Nevertheless, she’s passed the threshold of 140k miles this week – most people are probably wondering why I’ve held onto this car this long. All I can really say is that it’s been a quality vehicle and there’s been no reason to get rid of it – besides do I really want to have a car payment?

So the question now is, do I replace her, keep her driving to 200k and re-evaluate or do I ride her til the wheels fall off? Thoughts? recommendations?

Things we take everywhere…

April 13th, 2011

So over the past few months there have been a few items that I find myself taking everywhere with me.

The first of which is an Atlanta Braves fitted baseball cap. Yes, that’s right, I’m a Braves fan… I miss the likes of John Smoltz, Steve Avery and Tom Glavine, but still follow them regularly – so much that I even have an mlb.tv account to replay games in the evening when reading or out and about.

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The second item, my “Remove before flying” tag that I keep handy.  Yes, I know, I’m not someone that you would think would be carrying this… anyway I acquired it from the Air and Space Museum, Dulles extension where they have tons of aircraft (including an SR71 and a Space Shuttle). It comes in quite handy at times as something to chat about.

Lastly, my trusty LegoMan LED flashlight.  Where’d he come from you ask? Well, my buddy @joelsef had one that was a few years older that I decided I would imitate because it reminds me to be a kid at heart and not let myself get disuaded by the realities of life that tend to cause us to not be innovative or creative.

So what do these things mean to me? They remind me that life is about interacting and enjoying one another’s company – not just about being the top dog in a technical field or having the most resources. They also bring me back down to earth and remind me to have fun :)

It’s Sunny Somewhere…

April 12th, 2011
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I keep reminding myself that somewhere out there, there are palm trees
and it’s sunny (and I’m wearing sunscreen) and there’s a gently breeze
to keep us nice and cool… alas, for the time being I suppose I’ll
just have to look at the pretty trees that appear hear and there
randomly.
For anyone wondering it’s been a dreary day in Virginia which is unfortunate :-/
Seriously though, it’s Spring time and the sun is out, it’s time to be
like every other human being and get some vitamin D induced by
sunlight! (but be sure to wear sunscreen!)

So when do you sleep…

April 11th, 2011

So on various occassions, individuals that I work with as well as friends tend to ask the question, “When do you sleep Dan?”  And I really only have one answer – “The weekends”

 

This seems similar to Rob Lowe in the movie Thank you for Smoking when he’s asked, “When is it you sleep Jeff?” and he merely replies, “Sunday”

 

Why is it that I tend to sleep such odd hours? Good question, I’m still trying to figure that out – I personally blame it on my heart wanting to move to Tasmania :)

Petals Abound…

April 11th, 2011
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So I told myself earlier this year that I needed to slow down and stop letting life slide by… and I figured that one good way would be to start sharing little tid bits of the world that I live in.

So earlier today, whilst wandering about the neighborhood, it caught me off guard but it dawned on me that we’ve pushed through a few months in this year already – I wonder how many folks have kept their new years resolutions at this point… Nevertheless, looking about, it made my chuckle a bit in that there are petals everywhere! Fortunately the pollen hasn’t started coating the car but I’m gonna guess later this month there will be a definite need for keeping the car cleaning…

Nothing like a little Firesign Theatre…

April 10th, 2011
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So it's a Sunday evening and I'm looking for a little something to perk up my listening comprehension skills while working on some mindless technical configurations… so I wander over to Amazon's MP3 store for a little entertainment. The first thing that comes to my mind… The Firesign Theatre's "I think we're all bozos on this bus" radio theatre.  Mind you that the last time I checked it was available only on LP… well Amazon has done it once more in conjunction with Sony and released the MP3s for this.

The quality is in stereo! I don't remember listening to this in stereo on my Sony Walkman years and years ago… perhaps I just hadn't recorded it through a stereo cable from the record player. Nonetheless, looking at the page on Amazon's MP3 store, it made me scratch my head seeing that the album was $9.99 or… $0.99 for each MP3… note that there are only two tracks on this album so the total cost is… $2. :)

Where can I get this goodness?  http://amzn.to/dXsEkh

Sure it doesn't get you a CloudDrive upgrade, but I'm sure that there are other albums that you're interested in getting from the Amazon MP3 store that will get you an upgrade from the complimentary 5 GB drive to 20 GB. :)

Welcome to…. the future!

Just a few pixels…

April 10th, 2011
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So several years ago I bought a 24″ widescreen Dell monitor refurbished… about a year ago I decided that I’d add to it and get a second 24″ monitor… also refurbished. Both great monitors, no dead pixels whatsoever. The only issue that I’ve run into, the WPF2407 doesn’t have a DisplayPort, so I’m stuck with good old DVI whereas the WPF2408 is pretty sweet with DisplayPort.

While the monitors are basically identical, the monitors stands aren’t quite the same – close, but not perfect. So what can you do to perfect things and get your monitors are on the same level? Introduce the Planar AS2 – http://go.usher.cc/ik9DlG. It’s quite sweet to have the monitors level and actually higher than the stands that are provided for by Dell. If you’re looking for a mount for two monitors that are 24″ or less, definitely consider the Planar – worth the money, easy to put together, solid and sturdy. Now to find the perfect chair…

51 degrees at noon…

April 9th, 2011
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So while I realize that it’s the ninth of April and the average
temperatures are a little bit warmer, I have to say that I don’t
really mind the gentle bite to the air. Yes, that’s right, I don’t
mind it being 51 degrees outside – quite a bit nicer than the
sweltering heat of the dog days of Summer where I wonder if the air
conditioning of my car will actually cool the car down or not.

Anyway, a few days ago we had some wicked thunderstorms press through
the overnight… the blossoms from the trees in the neighborhood
decide that they wanted to “spread their wings” and there remnants of
the petals seem to be all over everything. Needless to say it’s nice
to see “life” starting to return after yet another bleak Winter – just
have to hope that the pollen doesn’t knock me down too much this year.

Verizon Wireless and the LTE Network…

February 27th, 2011

I realize that we’re all human, however for technology services I tend to offer service providers with a pretty high level of scrutiny.  Over the past few months I have been trying out the Verizon LTE offering. For those of you not familiar with LTE it stands for Long Term Evolution. It’s a technology similar to GSM which is used world wide for cellular communications technology. Verizon Wireless recently has been upgrading and augmenting their network to add in LTE on top of its CDMA or Code Division Multiplex Access (what Sprint also uses as their core 3G service provider).

Nevertheless, last December a few days after the LTE network in Northern Virginia went live I went to my local Verizon Wireless store and bought a PanTech UML290 device outright. As an early adopter I realized that it potentially could be a bumpy road of sorts. Little did I know though that it would be a bumpy road of continual disconnects and frustration.

In January 2011 I called the Verizon Wireless help desk (note I’d called them in December as well) to discuss the issue I was seeing to ascertain as to whether it was just my modem sporadically having issues, or if it was more an enterprise issue.  While the technician did not admit to it being an enterprise wide issue, he did say that it seemed that a node I was connecting to at the nearby cell tower which was providing service was having a problem. Therefore, whenever I attempted to use the modem and it selected said node, an “at cause” event would occur.

This event would not disconnect the modem, but rather would cause it to essentially have the traffic shaped to it become negligible. In other words, I could ping other sites using ICMP, or I could perform DNS lookups, but anything that required communicating and retrieving web based resources where data packets were transferred was effectively zero. Pretty cool technology right?

So I was told that a ticket would be opened and that I would receive a ticket number that was associated with this incident. Once the ticket was opened the network engineers that work on Verizon’s network would investigate the node, physically checking the tower and replacing the component that was broken.

I have yet to receive that ticket number over a month later. Further, this issue is not isolated to just the tower near my residence but seems to be prevalent throughout the Northern Virginia area.

I’m not quite certain what Verizon is doing to correct these issues, whether it’s a software issue with the VZAccess Manager or an actual networking issues, but three months later and it’s still not allowing for connectivity greater than ten minutes (there have been some sessions that have actually lasted longer, but they’re few and far between).

Perhaps someone from Verizon Wireless will actually read this, perhaps it is just words entered on the Internet that will be disregarded.

If you’re thinking of using Verizon Wireless for it’s LTE network with lightning fast speeds, be wary that you may also be in for a bumpy road. While it’s incredible fast, it is unstable.

Maybe Verizon Wireless was lacking the funds to complete the network and figured that suckers like me would be their “investment funding” in the sense that we could get on the network but would be disconnected shortly there after and using our service fees they can use it as a cost recovery of sorts as well as a stabilization fund to fix the problems.  Seems unacceptable to me.